Don't listen to Alan Sepinwall. He's an idiot. Welcome to Shompy, Helene. Do you have a boyfriend?

Hi, welcome to YMDb, Helene. A word of caution, though. Beware of a poster named Lucifer Sam. He's a sad lonely guy who likes to stalk young women on the internet. He's made himself a real pest on this site, but the admins refuse to do anything about him. If he shows up on your page, don't respond to him. Just use the blacklist function so he doesn't make your stay here unpleasant.

Hi, my name is Josh Tschantret and I am a pretentious pseudointellectual teenager and a gaping anus who specializes in attacking newbies here for their uncool taste in movies, even though I don't know jackshit about art, literature, or even cinema and can't spell simple words or construct grammatical sentences.

Welcome to Shompy's YMDb.

Wow, lots of fag movies on this list!